NOTICE

After the explicit big balls and a HUGE no blogging period I will soon write part 2 of "From Here to Eternity". The reason being the change of some facts, which I would like to update. Why do I write this notice, more importantly why the fuck do I even come to this god forsaken place and write all this crap?

Answer. I dont have anything better to do!

Signing out!

AC/DC - Big Balls

I will explain later (dont know when but will explain) about why I didnt blog anything for the past I guess 2 months or more. But today I was listening to AC/DC on random and this song started playing. Hilarious lyrics, so I just thought I will put em here.

BIG BALLS

(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)

I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

Oh I've got big balls
repeat

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

Oh I've got big balls
repeat

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker